Why Can't I write... seriously?

Now I know you may think (which in and of itself is a miracle, but we overlook this once-in-a-life-time-experience for you and continue on with my blog) that I may be talking about my inability to write, period. But, hate to disappoint you, but you got the wrong impression. This blog is here to answer the baffling question of why I can't write about serious subjects, or right seriously (although, I have to admit, we are getting a little serious here... a little too in-depth for me :) ). Now I know you have spent your life pondering this problematical problem in that tiny-little-brain-of-yours, and have yet to come up with a plausible solution. But yet, never fear - Genius Girl is here! (that, in-and-of-itself just shows my genetic material far beyond yours) :) But, to get back to the real reason we're reading this, I just can't seem to write seriously. Now I know I shouldn't be saying "Can't" as really I can, it's just that I have to try REALLY hard to write something serious, and in the end - it's horrible. It's not that I don't like serious things - I do. I even like reading about serious things. Trust me, I totally enjoy a suspense murder mystery a whole lot more than a love-sick romance. And I'm not saying I can't be serious at all- believe me, there are things in my life that I am very serious about, but english?!? Com'on, it's English for crying-out-loud! Who can be serious about that? J (just kidding mr. rich, i love english!) But for me English is more of a hobby, a past-time, not some in-depth analytical b.s. that someone wants me to write. I consider myself more of an Oscar Wilde than a Mary Shelly persona. (And I am strictly talking about their writing styles - not their personal lives!) Or maybe it's just that for years I have been told to write about certain subjects, or books, or whatever the teacher wanted to hear, and for years I have been aching to write an innovated and original piece of something I wanted to hear. I was tired of writing for other people, not really enjoying it or even liking it - I wanted to write something that was entirely mine, something I could really relate to and understand completely. And although this blog is not entirely my idea, I have personal freedom to create articles and paragraphs on whatever I feel like writing about. HAPPY DAY!!! :) So while I could choose to write about something in-depthly analytical and profound and wow you with my amazing b.s.ing abilities, I choose not to as I've done that for years and I prefer personal choice. :)

And maybe I would write seriously more often if it wasn't such fun to write humorously.

But enough of this serious subject, how about a joke. Blonde Jokes are my favorite. Here’s a great one:

The blonde test taker

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

Well, that’s all for now folks! :)

P.S. That's how I take my tests- the scores are much more interesting that way! :)